RED RANGER

Can you slam a revolving door?

Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not on ketchup packets?


Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?

If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead?


Who WAS in the kitchen with Dina?

Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?

If the pope goes to the bathroom, is it considered holy crap?

Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?

Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?

If "Fantasy Island" really granted wishes, why wasn't Tatto 6'6"?

Can bald people get a hair line fracture?

Why don't you ever hear about gruntled employees?

Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?

What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?

Can fat people go skinny dipping?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

(The above picture has nothing to do with these thoughts....I just liked it)

Posted by TOM on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 4:33 PM | Permalink