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Alabama First Aid

A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cellphone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence. Then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"


WITH THE REDNECK DOGS

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That's a good one, honey!

Yeah, I'll leave the same comment I left on John's...we just got back from the "A-T-L" as your people like to call it...wow! Scary!!! 'Da Hood has become the new Detroit! Except for friends and family...we're glad we're outta there!

Well, I just got home, it's very late and I'm totally exhausted but before I go to bed, I have to check Tommy's blog site to see what I'm missing! :)

why can't we all get along?
let's just hold hands and sing a Peter, Paul & Mary song! We will all feel better. I promise!

Kum-ba-ya, my dear, Kum-ba-ya

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I like it! Good job. Go on.
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I'm impressed with your site, very nice graphics!
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