RED RANGER

I kind'a feel guilty of my recent remarks of my co-worker sleeping at work. Allow me to explain. Her father has been sick for a long time, and she is often at the hospital all night! Without sleeping at all during the night she comes straight to work the next morning. HENCE the being sleepy at work. However, it is still fun to take pictures of people sleeping at work and post them, right? Am I that jaded? I really don't think so. I just appreciate fun things. Speaking of fun things my younger son just came to me and told me a joke.

Here it goes...

Parker: Knock Knock
Me: Who's there?
Parker: Aubrey
Me: Aubrey Who?
Parker I love you.

Well, that's my Parker! That's one of those kind of jokes you listen to.... hear the punchline and you are still waiting... for the punchline even though it was already given (you're listening with your head cocked to the side like a dog does when they are listening to strange noises...you know what I am talking about)
Aubrey just walked in, and I asked him to share something for daddy's blog. Why did I do that? Dunno. He said, "I'm happy I like bananas." Well, this is the deal. Aubrey is the one that HATES bananas so I am very confused why he said this.

Speaking of great announcement..........I hopefully will have one soon!!! Stay tuned, and I will keep you posted. I hope to have an announcement very shortly! No, Michelle is not pregnant. No, I am not pregnant.

I often think I would have been a great replacement for ABC Evening News or the CBS Evening News. Why did they have to get Catie Couric or Charlie Gibson? The news now a days is weak. I realize they don't have much to report, but give me a break!!! I am watching some news show the other day, and what do I hear?? "Oprah denies rumors that she and Gayle are gay lovers" What have we come to?? Peter Jennings is rolling in his grave as we speak! You ask, "What else did you see on the news??" Well, let me tell you. I see footage of The President and the Prime Minister from Japan visiting all around Graceland. Now, is this news worthy? Do we really want to hear the Prime Minister (who can not carry a tune) Sing Elvis love songs to The President? I think not. Well, this was a very funny freakshow. You've got secret service running all over the place (as they talk into their little microphone on their wrist) you've got LisaMarie, the EX-WIFE of Michael Jackson (don't get me started on that one) and Prisilla (in all her plastic surgery glory) making small talk with Laura Bush...something is just not right....
But as Barbara Walters and Hugh Downs used to say, "We're in touch.....so you stay in touch"
That was their way of saying, "LATER!"

Posted by TOM on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 4:21 PM | Permalink